โ€œLike the park. Or Kobe. Or Bryant Gumbel...but I donโ€™t expect you to know who that is.โ€
— Me, everyday

Hey ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿฝ Iโ€™m Bryant. Iโ€™m chasing my dreams like Leatherface at the end of Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Uniquely horrifying and charging ahead, unevenly yet undeterredโ€ฆ unless somebody throws a wrench at my head!

Having a chainsaw fall on my leg might feel better than labeling myself, but for now, Iโ€™ll say that Iโ€™m a digital journalist, radio host, comedian, and Twitch streamer. Based in NYC!